by Hugh G. Rekshon June 16, 2011
Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend
by Bored Law Student October 8, 2008
The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.
by DocHuskie March 14, 2008
Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.
After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.
by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012
When your in a group commenting crimes all the time and people bring it up your apart of a felonyism term
by Jgod25 January 13, 2023
Engaging in acts of fellatio while listening to the greatest hits of famous jazz great, Thelonious Monk.
by Stillnosenseatall July 2, 2019