The amount of iq that a standard Texian-Floridian fat man has. With recent scientific breakthroughs, their IQ is estimated to be around 70-85, which is higher than Texas fat men appear to be. Saying someone has “Texas fat man IQ” is essentially saying they are stupid, or unintelligent.
A: Bro how did you do on the math test?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?
by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

by Lex Patrone March 1, 2024

A phrase sometimes used by one gay couple to describe another gay couple, where one of the two men given this moniker is tall and stout, while the other is short and thin. It is generally only uttered behind the couple’s back, but almost always with affection and not malice. The short thin man is actually “Fat Boy” (this is the twist).
As I explained to you last week, there will be four other couples staying at the beach house. You’ve met all of them except for Alan and Mark. They’re a fat man and little boy, both went to college, both are in their 40’s. What else do you want to know?
by TheRealPapaBob March 8, 2024

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.
by Teepy D October 21, 2022

by Red eye knight June 14, 2017

The Setup of a Reddit/4Chan/Discord User who has a U-Desk, in excess of 5+ Displays, 2 or more Computer systems, a mountain of half finished to-go food boxes, a snack drawer and mini fridge close by, a stupid amount of empty soda and beer cans, and a shit bucket under the desk
by That High school dictionary May 26, 2022
