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fat man's remorse

when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."

"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"

"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."
by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014
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Fat Man

Slang term for a 40oz beer.
Hey grab me a fat man from yungsuongs day and nite.
by Lex Patrone March 1, 2024
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Fat mans sandwich

It's a sandwich made of a candy bar between two ''Rice Crispies'' squares
Fuck it! I got the munchies so bad that I'm making a ''fat mans sandwich''
by Red eye knight June 14, 2017
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Texas fat man IQ

The amount of iq that a standard Texian-Floridian fat man has. With recent scientific breakthroughs, their IQ is estimated to be around 70-85, which is higher than Texas fat men appear to be. Saying someone has “Texas fat man IQ” is essentially saying they are stupid, or unintelligent.
A: Bro how did you do on the math test?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?
by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025
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National Snog a Fat Man Day

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.
Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.
by Teepy D October 21, 2022
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Fat Man and Little Boy

A phrase sometimes used by one gay couple to describe another gay couple, where one of the two men given this moniker is tall and stout, while the other is short and thin. It is generally only uttered behind the couple’s back, but almost always with affection and not malice. The short thin man is actually “Fat Boy” (this is the twist).
As I explained to you last week, there will be four other couples staying at the beach house. You’ve met all of them except for Alan and Mark. They’re a fat man and little boy, both went to college, both are in their 40’s. What else do you want to know?
by TheRealPapaBob March 8, 2024
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Fat man

You
by memur October 26, 2020
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