Facetimeable

The state of being visually prepared to receive Facetime calls.

I am not Facetimeable because my hair is not done and I have on pajamas.

by Likerealwords July 22, 2022

FaceTime

Slang term for rough oral sex between to gay bros.

Mike: “Hey bro, guess what time it is? FaceTime! Hit your knees bro!”

Ricky: “Ok bro! I’m down!”

*Two seconds later* gaawwwgg gawww guhhggg

by Tosser of Salads August 14, 2022

FaceTime

A slang often used in Chicago or "ChiRaq" which means to get shot in the head multiple times. Gang members often put apple stickers on drum magazines, to symbolize "getting facetimed"

ChiRaq Nigga 1: On Foe Nem grave that nigga Tyrone wont stop talking shit!

Chiraq Nigga 2: Lets go facetime him!

by VB5700 March 24, 2018

Facetime

To smoke a blunt to the face and absolutely not sharing in a predetermined manner.

Let me know when yall make up your mind i just rolled a blunt and its Facetime.

by D$H_Irie April 01, 2021

Facetime and Clash

You Facetime someone well playing Clash royal

Jared: Hey Wanna Facetime and Clash
James: Sure

by 5starSkills May 05, 2017

National FaceTime fap day

On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked

Hey it’s November 16th You have to

Do national facetime fap day

by Foxxiegirl November 16, 2021

National FaceTime your crush day

Today june 11th is the day you FaceTime your crush!

Me: Heyy, you know what today is?

Crush: no?

Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!

by Jenne June 11, 2022