When two struggling artists who claim to be anti-corporate meet unexpectedly in a corporate environment where they clearly work. Suddenly a need to justify their presence arise and both make excuses to the fact.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.
I ran into Jim in the lobby at work this morning. We had an excuse exchange since I told him I'm a professional musician. All he could talk about was how he was only at the gig part-time but his acting is "really taking off".... yeah right, just like my music career! Busted!
by Rudy Goetell August 3, 2007
Get the Excuse Exchangemug. "Last week, he said he couldn't finish that project because he was doing job interviews and this week he said he was too busy training the new hire. That guy's a regular Enzo Excuses."
by Scotty Ballgame March 8, 2012
Get the Enzo Excusesmug. An excuse to blame the one side of a riot rather than the other who actually carried out the violent attacks.
by Type2GenomeManiac March 14, 2019
Get the Charlottesville excusemug. Someone asks you to go workout with them and you said no because you hurt your knee. You would reply... "You have excuse-itis, you need to get rid of your man boobs bro!"
by Pepps October 6, 2007
Get the Excuse-itismug. -I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.
by john is my real name December 6, 2009
Get the Christmas excusemug. you: how did she win our Fantasy Football League and she was the only female in it.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.
by moviestacks December 30, 2013
Get the loser excusemug. While trying to tie in a movie to his class, Jim used excuse yoga to convince the administration to let him use it.
by A11ornuthin February 26, 2014
Get the excuse yogamug.