Call of Duty Timing 

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.

I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.

Call of Duty Timing by Rodent The Squirrel July 5, 2020

Call of Duty 

A game that makes people think that they are gun experts after playing.

Person 1: "Look at this dude. It's an original AK47!"

Person 2: "You're a fucking idiot. It's clearly an AK74U with a retractable stock, dumbass."

Person 1: "Shut the fuck up, you play Call of Duty."

Call of Duty by StoutShako May 11, 2014

Yard duty butt 

The phat ass of a milf. Must be displayed in cut off, acid washed, high waisted Jean's, with the back pockets sewn on at extreme angles.

Damn girl Its summer get rid of those yoga pants and start showing off that yard duty butt.

Yard duty butt by Ranchgirls April 18, 2020

Call Of Duty Chat

Where 8 year old's learn all of the curse words known to man.

Hey honey, how did Timmy learn the word fuck?
Probably from Call Of Duty Chat.

Call Of Duty Chat by Activate Windows December 30, 2020

Carl On Duty Black Cops

A very popular game with today's generation of kids. it tells the story of a struggling cop named Carl as he try's to solve the case of who is the real Slim Shady?Carl then gets him self in lots of trouble along the way such as running in to the line at KFC, as well as bumping in to his old mischievous friend Sir Lord Thomas Clifford Birtwistle NBE and OBE who is famous for smuggling in monkeys Carl has to arrest him as well but things don't go quite as planned. It is a very emotional and deep game which really appeals to those who enjoy games on crime, and also those who wish to have an insight to the life of a black cop.

Fred: What game you playing there Bob?
Bob: Carl on duty black cops.
Fred: Don't you mean Call Of Duty Black Ops?
Bob: No........
Fred: ..........
Bob: ..........

Carl On Duty Black Cops by Chewitt 56 December 16, 2011

Call of Duty 

An amazing way to keep your virginity

Girl: Hey, you wanna come over?

Guy: Nah im playing call of duty

Call of Duty by TheGreatestManThatEverLived March 17, 2010

Call Of Duty Zombies 

A spin-off of the popular war game Call of Duty, which since World at War, Zombies has grown to be almost more popular than CoD. Even though there is no save and their are usually many glitches, it may be the only thing that could keep Treyarch making Call of Duty. (Treyarch should REALLY make a campaign for Zombies.)

Player 1: OH MY GOD, how did that zombie hit me with NO ARM? I Fl_l(l<ING HATE THIS GAME.

Player 2: Yeah. Do you wanna play again?

Player 1: Yeah! I friggen love Call Of Duty Zombies!

Call Of Duty Zombies by Dead End Productions July 11, 2011