Douche Nozzle

an insult commonly used by middle schoolers or someone with the maturity of one.

"shut up, douche nozzle!" or "Greg, stop being a douche nozzle."

by MotoMastah82 May 17, 2015

Douche Nozzle

Someone who constantly tries to show intelligence with random facts. They think the facts are true but they are wrong.

Fred said" Did you you know Fargo ND is the closest state to the equator north of the rockies" when he says things like that he's such a douche nozzle.

by Big Dryp December 12, 2023

Douche nozzle

Anyone that volunteers as an editor for urban dictionary and rejects definitions based on personal feelings or biases. Especially considering some of the incredibly offensive crap that they approve.

Those douche nozzles rejected my definition again!

by A song of Fife and Ice April 6, 2019

Douche Nozzle

Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.

“Hey, you in the swan shirt...yeah you, you douche nozzle, yeah, stop being a creeper”

by Pedrito the Words February 16, 2020

Douche nozzle

Someone that is compensation for his Peter through doucheness

that Kevin guy is a real douche nozzle he must be compensating for something

by bmorr May 3, 2019

Douche Nozzle

Similar to Douche Bag but with a more dirty feel. When the term Douche Bag is just not strong enough.... adding the drippy end makes it douche bag x 10.

That guy is a real "douche nozzle" ...

by Stinky Finger Friend February 13, 2014

Douche Nozzle

The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons

Mz. Thugz is a douche nozzle.

by The stoutness September 28, 2008