An unfortunate circumstance by which an afflictive victim perceives some seemingly minor gastrointestinal insurrection to be laudable as a breezy endeavor. The unsuspecting rectal cashier will think it safe to offer air as relief to the impending pressure.
Alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurpassed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.
Alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurpassed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.
No time is worse for a case of the doody toots than at a neighbor's daughter's quinceanera. Trust me.
by unitedstains September 13, 2013
a suspicious looking character, closely related to a hobo, that lacks overall substance and smells like ass and dirty penis.
"That guy you just met, he's such a doody-snooche. Hope you didn't get chlamydia."
"That doody-snooche robbed me. Smelly motha fucka!"
"That doody-snooche robbed me. Smelly motha fucka!"
by stage five shocka rocka April 18, 2010
He poops, a lot. Don't date him. He's nasty, and may poop on you. Avoid him as much as possible. He's unhealthy, dirty, and just rude. DON'T ENTER ANY PLACE WHERE HE'S AT!!!!
by Pseudo Pod August 10, 2011
Traces of fecal matter left on anus follicles following a subject's successful excretion. Diarrhea can intensify, as liquid bowel movements infiltrate anus follicles at a higher rate. Also, not properly cleaning the rectal area following excretion can intensify. Can produce many symptoms including strong/pungent odor, extreme itchiness and rashes. When accompanied by toilet paper morsels and anus perspiration, an exotic human anomaly called dingle-berries can transpire.
After a night of heavy drinking Armando stopped by the local Taco Bell and consumed 6 bean burritos; later that night Armando, still intoxicated, excreted a very loose stool and fell asleep on the toilet. The next morning his anus itched quite intensely and it soon became clear he did not properly wipe and was rocking some serious doody hairs.
by mysticblum3 January 20, 2012
1. A classic childrens television show from the 1950's featuring Buffalo Bob, a ventriloquist who had, among characters, a wooden puppet named Howdy Doody.
2. What you say to the steaming pile of turds in the toilet, when you turn back to look at them.
2. What you say to the steaming pile of turds in the toilet, when you turn back to look at them.
by Malcolm X-crement December 07, 2003
imaginary pipe that you smoke that can be lit from miles away by another person. It must be "huffed" not 'smoked' or 'inhaled'. for those of us who don't know how to huff please reference MTV's True life "I have OCD"
Note: for people who lack braincells(melissa) this is not a real pipe
Note: for people who lack braincells(melissa) this is not a real pipe
...light it.
"excuse me kind sir, will you light my doody pipe?"
"last night i ripped mad doody pipes and this morning....iwoke up naked"
"excuse me kind sir, will you light my doody pipe?"
"last night i ripped mad doody pipes and this morning....iwoke up naked"
by julie me then you April 25, 2006
The act of shitting in a toilet then quickly picking it out and shoving it inside your partners anus or vagina. Then jump in a 360 whilst you scream "AQUA DOODY".
by Thrusty Puss February 19, 2014