dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

dink his donger

When you take your pinky finger and stroke his penis until he finishes.

I went over and he wanted me to dink his donger

by hahehehehehe February 12, 2018

Double Donger

When the Padres wax the Giants twice in one day

Dang Marc can you believe that double donger that slam Diego pulled off today?!?!?

by Dale Gribble September 13, 2020

Double Donger

When the Padres wax the Giants’ asses twice in one day

Dang Marc can you believe that Double Donger the Padres pulled off today?!?!?!?

by Dale Gribble September 13, 2020

Donger

Dingus, Doofus, Dork. Someone dumb.

Shut up you donger.

by CraveIt May 16, 2019

Dongers

An Affix/Adjective used when a person is obsessed with animals.

Animaldongers

Oh you're obsessed Dogs? You're a Dogdongers then.

by lexanana January 28, 2019

Magnum Donger

A way to say that you or someone else has a large penis

Person A: Hey dude have you heard that Person C has a Magnum Donger?
Person B: Yeah
Person C (under their breath): Fucking weirdos

by Gandhi'sAsshole April 14, 2021