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You can't kill a dead man

"You Can't Kill a Dead Man!" Is a popular martyr used in popular online video games. The Player has a key bound to kill themselves and at the same time say "You Can't Kill a Dead Man!". A Tactic used to piss off the opposing team, so they won't get the point for the kill, although in most games the person using it gets a suicide kill count, deducting a kill from their scores and adding a death.

Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2003.
*guy 1 shoots at guy 2 almost killing him*

Guy 2: YOU CAN'T KILL A DEAD MAN! *Dies*

Guy 1: Fuck you you're so gay!
by Paddy O'Mally June 22, 2008
mugGet the You can't kill a dead manmug.
When the penis slips through the hole at the front of a man's underwear
Jeff: Why did I hear your sister scream last night?

Joe: Not incest, she just saw a dead man falling out of a window.
by AndyOliAustin November 2, 2014
mugGet the a dead man falling out of a windowmug.
The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.
Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
by kam75xx June 11, 2021
mugGet the Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!mug.

Dead Man Scotch Egg

A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.
Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg
by TheMCMMC April 23, 2010
mugGet the Dead Man Scotch Eggmug.
When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.
>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck
by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011
mugGet the i dont give a dead mans last fuckmug.

future dead man

An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.

Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady

Old people born before 1960 = future dead people

Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person

Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.

That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
mugGet the future dead manmug.

Dead man's kiss

A kiss where the person dies during the kiss. This marks you to die next.
Friend:did he die!
Girl: ya at the end I think.
Friend you have the dead man's kiss
by Monkeykombat October 12, 2019
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