Jimmy Darling

Seggsy mf. Jimmy MY Darling is Evan Peters' most criminally under appreciated AHS character (with the exception of maybe Mr Gallant. This mf has hands like lobsters, therefor he's incapable of doing simple and certainly vital things nevermind after he gets the ducking things removed. Firstly he can't even take a piss by himself and as you can probably imagine from the previous statement he "can't jack off for shit!" this is a truly heartbreaking statement. And for some strange reason they make him perform come as you are by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain (also a seggsy mf) didn't write this song until the 1990's, near enough 40 years after the time period that this specific freakshow is set in. Bu at the same time this took me a shockingly short amount of time to get over as it is a Ryan Murphy show after all so wtf was i excpecting? What did you expect? Do better next time.To this day I still believe that they should've made Jimmy play the guitar during this scene. Why? Because it'd honestly be hilarious to watch.
"who's your favourite ahs character??"
"jimmy darling"
WHAT A LEGEND!!
by americanhorrorstorybarbie July 29, 2021
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jocelyn darling

Jocelyn Darling is a white girl that is too shy to admit to loving cock. She is quiet and innocent in class/work but when she gets home she will masturbate all day long and never stop. She is constantly asking guys for nudes and loves to have sex. She has 5 dildos under her bed and will protect them at any costs.
OMG JOCELYN DARLING HAS SO MANY DILDOS! I EVEN USED ONE WHEN WE HAD A SLEEP OVER!!!
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Crew Darl

Has short to medium brown hair. Likes spending daddies money on things like bike and computers. When his friends by something he likes to buy the same thing but better with daddies money. Additionaly, he likes to ask one girl out, and when he gets rejected he imedietly has another crush just like Kaitlin O’Connor. Is very akward around his own girlfriend.
Crew Darl has yet another crush!
Crew Darl bought another bike and a XBox.

Crew Darl has a $120,000 sweatshirt.
by JuST bUy AnOTHer oNe January 13, 2023
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darling..rune

darling..rune is the best qiqi main. they are very very awesome🙄👍
darling..rune is awesome
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James Darling

Sexy...Smart...Crazy...Funny...Sweet
James is the best! : )
by XoX May 07, 2005
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Chines Darling

When sexual acts between the male and female occur and the male inserts both testicles and shaft into the female anus and finishes biz
It was getting really hot and heavy then she farted so i gave her a chines darling to show that bitch what was up uhhhhhhhhh
by duddly gorplove February 05, 2009
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Darling-Dave

The love of one’s life, one who is adored and revered with the utter most love and respect. The air which fills another’s lungs, the magic in all which is good.
If it were not for my Darling-Dave my life would not have the excitement, love and joy that I am gifted everyday I am married to him.

Even durning the most difficult times in life, I am able to cope because of Darling-Dave.

After 20 years of marriage my beloved deserves his own word for how he consumes my being. He is Darling-Dave and he is the enbodiment of all which I adore and love.
by Diann April 06, 2006
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