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Cumposure

One’s ability to hold themself together while having sex, to stay cumposed until they reach the inevitable discumposure at the end.
“I managed to keep my cumposure for most of the time we fucked.”
And then what?”
“I broke, of course: Discumposure is inevitable.”
by UnholyTaquito June 27, 2025
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Campsite

A campsite is in the suburbs with surrounding houses it also includes the motorways
“You can only drink drive in the campsites” meaning on city and suburban roads
by Drink+drive October 19, 2025
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text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.
As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."
by QuacksO April 29, 2019
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Hollywood campsite

After talking with your highschool crush at your graduating classes' reunion, take her on a drive to a remote nature preserve and bang them in a tent, then sneak out and leave her alone in the forest.
After our class reunion, I took my old crush to my Hollywood Campsite and now I don't know where she is.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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