carpet crusader

A lesbian woman. Mostly used to describe large groups of lesbians hanging together.

"Man, that fine ass bitch is a carpet crusader! I can't believe that shit!

by tragedy1017 August 30, 2006

thumbed crusader

The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.

"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."

by Hamroll November 30, 2006

Starboard Crusader

The Best Team Fortress 2 Hat Of All

Person 1 ) Dude do you have the starboard crusader?
Person 2 ) Nah Mah, I have An UNUSUAL STARBOARD CRUSADER
Person 1 ) *dead

by Acchi April 8, 2018

Keyboard Crusader

The leveling up of trolls from Keyboard Warrior to Keyboard Crusader in one troll attempt. It is as difficult to do, as it is to kill 2 stones with one bird.

"Yo man, Arthur one time trolled someone. He leveled up from keyboard warrior to keyboard crusader!"
"NO WAY MAN!"

by KeyboardCrusader October 29, 2009

Cum crusader

A white person

Those cum crusaders and their colonization

by Trashboat_ May 19, 2021

Anal Crusader

Anal crusader is a man that fights for his relgionAnd is using his penis as a voilent weapon for his god! Also knowen as a butt rapist!

Anal Crusaders! all over the middle east! They gona use his sword of unholy goodness! and hes gona give you a anal orgasmas you walking in the black alley!!

by Todd wilson November 23, 2006

colon crusader

Men who love to have anal sex; a homosexual.

Those two guys are a bunch of colon crusaders.

by Dig That June 12, 2010