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want some cranberry juice?

a nice southern way of asking for cranberry juice
.
you want some cranberry juice?”
“yes I diddly darn do billy.”
by deeznutsfactory August 15, 2021
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Shit Cranker

Some one who is fluent in lying, and imense loads of stupidity pour out of their mouths.
Allen: "I fucked your donkey's ball sack with a vagina."
Anybody: "Shut the fuck up, you friggen Shit Cranker."
by The Schonz Bros. July 23, 2007
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Cincinnati cranberry

When you shit in a girl's pussy while she is on her period. The blood then turns the shit red like a cranberry. This step is optional, its all up to personal preference. But you can also cum on it to make it taste a little better. The final step is just go get a spoon and scoop it out and eat it.
Ian was fucking his girlfriend, Olivia. When he decided he wanted to go get something to eat. He was to lazy to get up to go get some food, and he was already about to nut, and shit. So he decided to give her a Cincinnati Cranberry
by Sheree is a faggot. December 1, 2016
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Chander

The chandiest of chands, particularly a cwam. If not a scwam, they're chill.
Are you Chander?
by CwandisWandis October 23, 2020
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cranberry prayer

a mixed drink consisting of lemonade, cranberry vodka, and a splash of sprite
pour the cranberry prayer in a glass (or solo)
by johan3132 January 31, 2009
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Crankerspuss

Crankerspuss

crankers·puss
n.

A person who is currently upset and inconsolable. Also a sour disposition in general. The root word is Cranky, combined with puss meaning face. This term means literally the a person has an upset facial expression, but can be used to describe a variety of sour moods.
· "What is wrong with ol'Crankerspuss over there?"

· "You have an expression of crankiness all over your puss. You sir, are a crankerspuss."
by Anastasia Beaverhausen January 15, 2008
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cranberry condom

An early morning discovery of a penis covered in menstrual blood.
"I took home that girl from the bar and fucked her bare-back. The next morning I woke up with a Cranberry Condom"
by Greg Proops April 22, 2008
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