by Divalicious September 4, 2005

by i go an enter mah real name an noo i cnt do it thats just wack September 4, 2005

verb;adjective
Bitch crackin can be described as the ultimate phrase. It can be used to describe an event or thing as extremely awesome or is the actual action of cracking a bitch. It can also be said as "crack a bitch" and various other ways.
Bitch crackin can be described as the ultimate phrase. It can be used to describe an event or thing as extremely awesome or is the actual action of cracking a bitch. It can also be said as "crack a bitch" and various other ways.
Fuck this shit lets go bitch crackin.
Im gonna crack that bitch if she doesnt shut up.
That was some bitch crackin fun.
Im gonna crack that bitch if she doesnt shut up.
That was some bitch crackin fun.
by beechnutberserkr February 24, 2010

by Alicia1234567 January 17, 2009

Kim: Hey Jay I heard you and the girls went out last night, how was it?
Jay: Those damn broads was crackin' my eggs about being their only single friend not married.
Kim: Why aren't you and Bob taking the plunge?
Jay: Naw, that fuckers got Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Example 2: Bob was fuckin me so good and hard last night. He was really crackin' my eggs!
Jay: Those damn broads was crackin' my eggs about being their only single friend not married.
Kim: Why aren't you and Bob taking the plunge?
Jay: Naw, that fuckers got Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Example 2: Bob was fuckin me so good and hard last night. He was really crackin' my eggs!
by Miss Penn February 5, 2010

by Waldosaurous&Bigboobasaurous April 10, 2010

Means when, you say a joke so funny that even you have to laugh, even if you are the only one. Though it's kinda lame laughing with yourself, but, you just cant help yourself :)
haha, knock knock, whos there? boo..boo who?
ohh dont cry its only a joke...HAHAHA
ohh i love crackin myself up
ohh dont cry its only a joke...HAHAHA
ohh i love crackin myself up
by LBK:) June 24, 2009
