crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...

I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!

by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017

Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.

My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me know “dinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.

by Shegruwell December 20, 2018

Crack head

A loser who smokes crack cocaine because they are dumb

Bboy alien ness aint no community hero, he's a crack head who is very destructive and has no soul

by Crack head hunter August 31, 2019

Crack head rob

That guy who walks around with a lawnmower, hes always mowing yards in the summer and your pretty sure he lives in the woods.

"There's crack head rob tell him I need him to do our grass next"

by moneytrees98 February 5, 2019

Crack-Head

Precious Soto

Girl: Whats the name of that crack-head over there

Precious: eAt mY wEineR hold up diD U eAt mY dOg?

Boy: Precious, Precious Soto

by iTsjOjoSWiAAAAAAAAa September 24, 2019

pack it up crack head

Chad Turner

My mom told me she seen a pack it up crack head on the corner of bald and ugly, turns it it was Chad Turner.

by Tevan walker September 18, 2023

`~`Crack`~`Head`~`crAck`~`heUad`~`cracK`~`heaD`~`

`~`Crack`~`Head`~`crAck`~`heUad`~`cracK`~`heaD`~`

`~`Crack`~`Head`~`crAck`~`heUad`~`cracK`~`heaD`~`

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025