garage condition

The condition that a garage is in as defined by a Smart inventory Clerk.

The garage was in garage condition.

by Flash-collector July 12, 2018

dave condition

relates to an item in prestige condition....
The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

by Dave Condition January 14, 2021

centralized air conditioning

A metaphor that originated in China to describe a guy or girl who is too kind to everyone to the point people start falling in love with them.

Dude, that guy at the orientation is like centralized air conditioning! He’s putting up that act for sure.

by user37174038511 March 18, 2021

CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick

Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010

air conditioning

1. Cold air blowing out of the vents.

2. Not sweating while just sitting in the car.

2. Not hotter than it is outside in Arizona!

Sam's car has NO air conditioning

by amanda sue August 23, 2006

air-conditioning

1. A gang/mafia term, regarding a shooting hit or assassination in which a bullet leaves or should leave an exit wound large enough for air to pass through. The act of air traveling through such a wound.

Also, a cover name for various hire-to-kill gang/mafia business fronts.

"Did we see Johnny lately? Let's just say he got some Air-conditioning put in..."

OR

"Oh yeah, I put in Bob's Air-conditioning alright."

OR

"I work in the Air-conditioning business."

by The 5n1tch September 7, 2011

clASSical conditioning

The conundrum that occurs when you get used to hooking up to a certain song, and then that song comes on the radio in the middle of the day, and you get a boner.

Danny: you ever heard a song that youve hooked up to, but youre not with a chick, but you get hard anyways?? That's like classical conditioning for your dick!!

Brian: What up Pavlov!!

by das jew March 27, 2011