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Soapy Cleanser

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While having sex, pull out and cum on the womens stomach, then she thoroughly rubs the cum all over her body.
Dude, i gave my girlfriend a soapy cleanser last night, she loved it.
by DKproductionss February 7, 2010
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Dirty South Cleanser

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While receiving a blumpkin or country blumpkin, the issuing party inserts her index or middle digit into the recipient's asshole. This combination has many therapuetic benefits, including constipation relief.
At the point of climax, the issuer removes her finger, usually releasing a substantial amount of fecal matter and creating intense feelings of pleasure, relief, and full-bodied cleansing.
1) I finally convinced my girl to give me a Dirty South Cleanser yesterday.
2) Conswaila is kindof slow at cleaning the house, but she sure knows how to give a great Dirty South Cleanser.
3) As if receiving the blumpkin wasn't great enough, she slipped me the Dirty South Cleanser to really clean the pipes!
by Tiger Tickler November 8, 2009
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n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.
Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.
by ukilledthecat April 12, 2007
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The act of rubbing one's chest in a steaming pile of fecal matter.
We stumbled upon a pile of shit, so we got Laura to do a Steveland Cleamer.
by nosnar May 10, 2006
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starched and cleaned

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Starched and Cleaned is only used when u are ironin' ur clothes and u put heavy starch spray in to look so clean and straight. It could be Jeans, Shirt or Suit.
Every time i got out da crib, i gotta look Starched and Cleaned.

I'm Starched and Cleaned, i'm poppin' out lookin' good
I still represent da same neiborhood
by Screwmatic June 16, 2008
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Boston Steam Cleaver

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Similar to the Bostom Steamer with a slight twist. After the saran-wrap is applied to the face of the person, you then proceed with an upercut to the anus.
The girl received a "Boston Steam Cleaver at the Fraternity Party this weekend. Her face smelled like shit and she walked funny for a week.
by Jerry Jabs Anus October 8, 2009
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The act of walking into the bathroom while your significant other is taking a shower, closing all the doors, vents, and windows, and taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing it so they are left with your foul remains for the remainder of their steamy shower.
"Jeffy surprised me with a Steveland Cleamer the other day. I still can't get the smell out of my hair!"
by Longdongtom69 May 18, 2018
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