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Chromebook

A great laptop anyone can use. It costs near nothing and has a linux subsystem inside! It can do usual computing, and even games, if you want it to! Kids love chromebooks, and the only people who dont like them are those who want to watch inappropriate things in class, game or cheat during tests.
Mum - I got you a laptop honey!

Daughter - Wow! Its a chromebook! I can use gmail on it and it wont crash at all =
by chromebooky December 16, 2023
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Friend A: So I just bought a Chromebook....
Friend B: Well what are you waiting for?! Format that shit and install Arch Linux instead!
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One of the most beautiful pieces of technology ever crafted. This thing will make your limp dick go erect, and steal your heart in the process. Then it'll drag your heart through the mud and leave you for the wolves to fester on your bishop. What the chromebook will do is lead you on for a whole year and then stab you in the heart. The chromebook is not to be trusted. But it will make you happy. Yet, the happiness will leave you about as fast as it entered your life. Chromebook.
john: oh man chromebook scary
chromebook: chromebook love you
john: oh no yay
by carsanchromebook November 7, 2025
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A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.
Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy Iโ€™m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Alright
by User010 September 18, 2020
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Person 1: Hey! I'm getting on my Chromebook to look at the meme
Person 2: Nice!
by imposter113 October 16, 2021
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literary the WORST computer on the market. Why you may ask? Let's take a Windows computer for example. Sleek, smooth, and can download very cool desktop games such as Minecraft. Then we have the Chromebook. Small, micro-sized horrible screen, and, can ONLY download games from the APP STORE. Yes, you heard me right, the app store you would have on your phone. Let's say you download a game from the app store on your cromebbok, guess what? IT HAS MOIBLE CONTROLS! Meaning you cant use the WASD or arrow keys like a normal computer, you have to painfully click and drag using your MOUSE. Not to mention the Chromebooks are VERY laggy. So, in conclusion, if you want to buy a computer, DO NOT, and I mean DO NOT buy a Chromebook.
my friend wrote this essay on his Chromebook
by 0rigina1 May 5, 2022
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a pile of actual garbage,where dogshit has a better processing power
Jack: Hey I heard you got a chromebook,how is it?
John:It is absolute garbage device that will never be good no matter how much google tries to do to make it work
John
by Ilikeeatingbeans4 March 2, 2023
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