Christopher

A person

I went to the store with christopher

by Christopher Jerome December 18, 2016

christopher

very sexy, tall guy. one of the most random, funny guys you will ever meet. fun to talk to. knows how to make a girl smile. not a mean person, BUT is a whore.

christopher gets around.

by vcmifjdnvujvbnufj July 20, 2011

Christopher

He is the sweetest and the most adorable American ever. He will go out of his way to help the ones he loves and always have his out for that special girl he wants. He falls in love easily but manages to stay strong. He is a very attractive person with eyes as beautiful as the nights sky. He is very caring and protecting. You're lucky to find a Christopher

Christopher is just so damn beautiful

by ARehd September 10, 2014

Christopher

Christopher's are lovely, intelligent people. Known to like films and reading, and quirky names that suspiciously sound like batteries, such as epsilon. They tend to sleep during the day and stay up all night, rarely if ever falling asleep. They like actors such as Andrew Garfield (a little too much) Most Christopher's tend to have many look a likes. They tend to eat fish as their staple food. Though not the best smelling people, they do wash on a daily basis, despite efforts the stench remains. If you do have a Christopher in your life, try your best to keep him smelling nice, it might be worthwhile to have a priest round also to deal with any satanic ways that your Christopher might become accustomed to.

- SOME have good taste in music perhaps.
also scared of aliens.

Christopher: "I showered today, but still stink"

"I would melt if Andrew Garfield kissed me"

"I am a satanic bad smelling epsilon loving person"

by iima July 5, 2012

Christopher

Christopher is the basic being of Christ directly descended from Emma Watson's vagina Christopher also has the biggest dick ever,nobody is bigger...including OG mudbond he is literally the best at everything...he doesn't try to be the best...he IS the best even at spreading goodie holes and poppin cherries Christopher also controls Chuck Norris

Let's go to church and praise CHRISTopher

by Iamjesusbrooooo March 5, 2015

Christopher

Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding. He is also very cute, charming, loving, caring, saductive and usually mare likely to be gay.

OMG that guy is nice and caring he is definitely a Christopher.

by JS for life November 25, 2016

Christopher

a baddie and a hawtie will steal your girl cause he can 😩😍 #coolalert

person 1 hey do you see that baddie over there

Person 2 his name MUST be Christopher

by ayo check April 24, 2021