1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.
2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.
2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.
1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005
Get the Charlie Brown Christmas treemug. We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..
by TAMZANARIAN April 24, 2016
Get the fucking around the christmas treemug. by brandon2k9 May 19, 2010
Get the Sugar Coated Christmas Treesmug. The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.
Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.
by queeferia March 28, 2022
Get the Christmas Tree Ballsack Shufflemug. by santaBBBY December 13, 2014
Get the trim my christmas treemug. A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.
by TigerToe August 17, 2015
Get the Zealand Christmas Tree Ornamentmug. A girl that is a bitch only some of the time, and the rest of the time is a perfectly nice girl. Much like the flashing christmas tree lights that are off sometimes and then blink on, but then are off again.
by Ben Munley February 8, 2009
Get the christmas tree light bitchmug.