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National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.
One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023
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chinchilla

I can barely tell the difference between a chinchilla and a pregnant squirrel
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Sweet chinchilla

Adj. Noun. A colloquial phrase to describe the smell of the female genitalia.
He came back from his date smelling of sweet chinchilla.
by MrLovemuppet June 4, 2018
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Chinchilla Bath

The act of violating someone's cremated ashes for sexual gratification.
"Joe, get your dick out of my mom's ashes you Chinchilla Bath loving freak"
"I can't help myself, the ashes feel so good, I love a good Chinchilla Bath"
by Honeybear11105 January 19, 2023
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Chinchilla

Fluffy factory that transforms food into twice the amount of poop.
"Why is there poop in my purse, did you let the chinchilla out?"
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Chinchilla

a sweet girl, the galar champion. often seen with leon, chinchilla is very well known and popular.
Person A: Man, chinchilla’s so cool!!
Person B: So true
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