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Cheerios is not cake

A way to change the subject when your confused, misinformed or the subject is just plain stupid. This was created by ME, M.C.W no one else, especially Tyler!!!

Unrelated Note - Phrase derived from NASCAR..

Heres the story: My dads was watching NASCAR, his favorite Sunday activity, when i happened to walk into the room and noticed one of the cars was sponsored by Cheerios. However the story gets interesting when i noticed the back of the car which was branded with a Betty Crocker logo, a company which produces cake and cake related paraphernalia <<<(linked for dumb people who dont know big words). Hence my hilarious phrase "Cheerios is not cake!"
Tyler: Its illegal to kill a monkey if hes wearing people clothes

Mike: Cheerios is not cake...

Tyler: what?

Mike: You heard me!
by Mike Charles Williams April 10, 2008
mugGet the Cheerios is not cakemug.

Hairy Cheerio

A Hairy Anus; Resembles a Cheerio that was pulled out behind a couch after 3 years
Man That girl Sure did have an Hairy Cheerio
by Anthony Rambo November 7, 2008
mugGet the Hairy Cheeriomug.

Salty Cheerios

When a man dips his genitals into a bowl of cheerios and milk and his partner proceeds to eat and suck the milky cheerios off of his genitals.
"Hey baby its too early to do missionary" "Okay! Let's do the salty cheerios!"
by Colonel Sanders III July 1, 2011
mugGet the Salty Cheeriosmug.

Cheerio People

They are people who take children to restaurants, and feed them cereal or other food from home. They are oblivious to the huge mess they are leaving for the waiter and bus boy to clean up. It is cute, somehow.
Our meal was ruined by the cheerio people and their 17 toddlers messing, screaming and slinging cereal.
by #iamthe53 October 8, 2011
mugGet the Cheerio Peoplemug.

cheerios the pup

Cheerios the pup means that famous instagram account before it got deleted she’s a funny queen and she is imposter sus.
Cheerios the pup? Oh yeah she’s imposter sus!
by Tiktok room June 5, 2021
mugGet the cheerios the pupmug.

meat cheerio

Jessica sharted from her meat cheerio
by Lalacretia February 10, 2017
mugGet the meat cheeriomug.

Alabama Cheerios

The process of pouring Cheerios and milk into a girl’s vagina and eating out of it.
I ate some Alabama Cheerios this morning and now there’s a salty after taste in my mouth
by daprogrammr01 December 13, 2018
mugGet the Alabama Cheeriosmug.

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