Cheerios is not cake

A way to change the subject when your confused, misinformed or the subject is just plain stupid. This was created by ME, M.C.W no one else, especially Tyler!!!

Unrelated Note - Phrase derived from NASCAR..

Heres the story: My dads was watching NASCAR, his favorite Sunday activity, when i happened to walk into the room and noticed one of the cars was sponsored by Cheerios. However the story gets interesting when i noticed the back of the car which was branded with a Betty Crocker logo, a company which produces cake and cake related paraphernalia <<<(linked for dumb people who dont know big words). Hence my hilarious phrase "Cheerios is not cake!"

Tyler: Its illegal to kill a monkey if hes wearing people clothes

Mike: Cheerios is not cake...

Tyler: what?

Mike: You heard me!

by Mike Charles Williams April 10, 2008

Hairy Cheerio

A Hairy Anus; Resembles a Cheerio that was pulled out behind a couch after 3 years

Man That girl Sure did have an Hairy Cheerio

by Anthony Rambo November 7, 2008

Salty Cheerios

When a man dips his genitals into a bowl of cheerios and milk and his partner proceeds to eat and suck the milky cheerios off of his genitals.

"Hey baby its too early to do missionary" "Okay! Let's do the salty cheerios!"

by Colonel Sanders III July 1, 2011

Alabama Cheerios

The process of pouring Cheerios and milk into a girl’s vagina and eating out of it.

I ate some Alabama Cheerios this morning and now there’s a salty after taste in my mouth

by daprogrammr01 December 13, 2018

Suicidal Cheerios

A new street drug commonly found in central Massachusetts. Similar to acid, also known as LSD. People go through stages of hallucinations called the 'cereal steps'. Similar to Molly in the way that it's made but less harmful because of the chemicals used. Some people suffer from bad trips.

Hey man did you go to the party last week went Brittany went ape-shit cause she had too many suicidal Cheerios?

Nah but I heard it was lit

by TalentED568 March 15, 2016

Broken cheerio

Basically said as a noun when someone smokes or is strait high! Originally came along when my roommate smokeed a stack of cheerios

Jerry came home a broken cheerio from the Kappa's party!

by Shadeaux April 2, 2017

meat cheerio

A butthole

Jessica sharted from her meat cheerio

by Lalacretia February 10, 2017