Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007

hanging from the chandeliers

Getting down on all fours while a man inserts his penis and testicles into your anus simultaneously.

Cindy is a dirty, dirty slut who quickly tired of the houdini and giving rusty tromones, so instead asked if she could go hanging from the chandeliers this evening.

by Billy D. Williams December 31, 2007

Two faced chandelier

Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it

Twisted straight entwines two faced chandelier

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

chandelier on his collar bone

a large necklace also known as an icy

J Ice was rocking that chandelier on his collar bone hard like damn.

by Jared Pemberton August 27, 2006

Milwaukee Chandelier

When you light yourself on fire and hang yourself from the Hoan bridge in Milwaukee.

Marquette got fucking dog walked by UConn today. Milwaukee chandelier it is.

by Milwaukeemilf February 19, 2024

Don’t get your bun in a chandelier

Originating in high society Tannersville, PA, this is a common occurrence for local aristocrats who make much ado about nothing.

“Guys, you didn’t buy the extra dark locally sourced cage free fair trade organic barrel aged hot cocoa powder that I wanted!”

“Oh Rebecca, don’t get your bun in a chandelier now. We have Swiss Miss at home.”

by Cherrybomb666 January 16, 2021

Chandelier

Ugliest kid you will ever meet, she is very honest to people even if it’s not a good honesty. Don’t get her pissed off or she will go haywire on yo ass. She’s not talented what so ever so don’t try, also don’t bug her!

Chandelier is always so mad looking

by choochoo_thomas_the_train October 17, 2019