Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024

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The overpowered CCC, Never underestimate him

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by c23c23423 October 19, 2023

CCC

Chaotic Cursed Clown

Omg, you are like a CCC

by Satori pa los panas November 12, 2020

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Commonly used to save drug dealers in ur phone

Type ccc and u will deploy all the possibilities

by Elcoutocastellano June 15, 2020

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Cocks Cost Cash. This is a new, revolutionary movement that embraces women shooting their shot and is against men simping for women.

- Bro, she is not texting back...
- Bro, CCC, next one

by somerandompesudonym October 28, 2021

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CCC is an abbreviation of the word Collossal Cock Chew, see Mickey Chew. Also referred as triple c

Student:hey Ccc I'm heading to the groves after school with some girls from escondido

Triple C: no stay out of the groves you know what happens in the groves
Student 2: he's going to go clap cheeks in there

by Lil dasher October 27, 2019

CCC

Crazy Conservative Christian

The CCC is banning books, canceling Target and riding the Trump train.

by Jaw12 June 1, 2023