Flesh Caterpillar

A penis. Specifically one of exceptional girth and a rumpled foreskin.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.
Sorry, Pat's mum isn't available right now- she's playing the flesh caterpillar.

I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.
by SpaceAsstronaut November 24, 2019
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Connie the Caterpillar

A term for having a colonoscopy, for use in polite company or when you want to remain private
K: What are you up to for your birthday?

F: I’m having a bit of Connie the caterpillar today, then getting my makeup done
by TC_333 June 19, 2019
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sleepy caterpillar

When a guys dick gets limp and the girl smacks it on her face a few times to get it hard again.
Ex.
Calebs dick got limp and grace did the sleepy caterpillar
by Jonahthegreat March 10, 2017
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Caterpillar Wrestling

When two people wiggle their eyebrows against eachother and the first person to pull away loses.
We got really high and had a caterpillar wrestling tournament.
by rzrbrn April 1, 2022
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caterpillar tracks

Caterpillar Tracks are a nutritious alternative to an otherwise unheathy lifestyle. Comprised of two of America's all time favorite delicay's; S'more's Pop-Tarts and peanut butter & jelly, it offers a source of protien and not to mention packed full of fiber.
How to make Caterpillar Tracks:
1. Toast S'mores Pop-Tart in toaster oven
2. Turn over so icing side faces down
3. Spread one layer of peanut butter
4. Spread one layer of raspberry preserves
5. enjoy silly!
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