Cattle

Two or more overweight individuals slowly walking side by side down a hallway. You cannot walk around them and they refuse to move to the side by pretending to be unaware of your existence.

Don't go to the cafeteria at noon. That's when the cattle will be migrating for food and your trip will take twice as long.

by beta_grinder August 4, 2009

ghetto cattle

Stray dogs that wander around urban areas. They are mostly pitbulls and often have cow like markings. The nipple area from giving birth to so many litters of puppies appear to look like the utters of a cow.

Look in that vacant lot over there, there's a heard of ghetto cattle.

by Scott La Roc September 3, 2006

Cattle grinder

A party or gathering, so packed with people that if a riot was to start, the resulting chaos would end up mashing EVERYBODY into a pulp.

Yo, i went to a sick as party last night, it was a feckin cattle grinder tho!

by Bernard p January 2, 2009

cattle run

The act of fucking at least four fat bitches while on vacation or a road trip.

Note: at least one bro has to see you hooking up with her but not necessarily the act itself.

Each fat bitch must be in a different city or place. And cannot be all at once.
You must Brand each fat bitch by getting a picture of her (grazing your pasture).
Each sow must be over 200lbs

Ex; let's go to Vegas this weekend and do a cattle run.

(Or)
Hey sorry bro but your sister was a part of my cattle run.

by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

CATTLE

"CATTLE" is a word that describes a person, or group of people who go through daily life following the dictates of anything they may see or hear from the media. These type of individuals refuse to think for themselves, like livestock, and follow the leader in the blind no matter what their objective is. AND the cattle don't care what it is.

She is stupid, like cattle in a barn house. Any time there is a movement from the other cattle , she will follow. CATTLE.

by Bailmaninmo November 6, 2017

Cattlevision

Corporate media's manipulation of the public through use of effective frequency and other tools used to manipulate the human thought process. It is devoid of any logic and is based purely on fear mongering and hatred.

Cancel your Cattlevision!

by RealisticOptimist February 28, 2018

cattle squeeze

Sexual position in which the girl on the bottom (laying on their back) puts her legs vertical and which the male does a missionary style position and puts his skull between her legs and she closes her legs on him like a cow in a cattle squeeze.

Last night Ronda hit me with the cattle squeeze and it sent me back to my days on the ranch.

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020