Male Offspring of a Female Canine

A polite way to say Son of A Bitch

He's a male offspring of a female canine.

by BEKBEK January 17, 2009

Canine Peanut Butter Surprise

When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.

Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.

by Frostitute February 27, 2015

What bizarre act is the canine performing?

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

Hairless canine

a bald dog

Omg my gay chihuahua, lacey, does not have more than 3 strands of hair on her entire body. An absolute hairless canine if I've ever seen one!!!

by Furry feline May 10, 2022

Canine Racist

A person who is extremely biased against certain breeds of dog.

Canine Racist should keep their hands out of housing legislation and insurance companies.

by AviBlue23 May 19, 2023

Canine poetry

Poems or writing that use dogs, other canines, biting and barking as a metaphor.

"I relate to a lot of canine poetry"

"I love you like a dog."

"I will bark about the ache until it goes away, you will not know peace until my skin if off."

"W is for wolf, no one likes him at all."

by Rott.dpunk February 17, 2024

canine clawing

Having Doggy Style sex but you dig your nails into your partners side even if it breaks skin and causes bleeding

Dude, my girl looked like a tiger after I was done canine clawing her last night.

by LeonidusRade February 15, 2023