crap

1. synonym for george bush, justin bieber, rebecca black, twilight, etc.

2. See shit. In other words, poop, or that brown stuff that comes out of your butt.
Internet symbol of crap - ~@~

3. Stands for Cool, Rich, And Popular. (just kidding, i made that up)
1. "Hey George... the internet is filled with crap..."
"Yeah, especially Yahoo"

2. "OMFG!!! WHO CRAPPED IN MAH BOWL OF CHICKEN NOODEL SOUP???"
"crap... I'm in trouble..."

3. "Hey little random kid that I don't know! When you grow up, do you want to be cool, rich, and popular?"
"Oh I sure do! All of those!!!"
"Good, that means you want to be CRAP"
*gasp* I'm telling my mommy!
by theunknown002 July 28, 2011
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crapfulness

the quality of being full of crap.
george w bush has a high crapfulness quotient.
by zarquon January 17, 2007
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Crap

No job? No credit? Eat crap!
by bat_hero May 22, 2009
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crap

Me: Hey Bob, do u know whats up in my asshole right now?

Bob: uh....crap???.......

Me: YESSS isnt it wonderful??
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crap

Used as a verb, this means to defecate (or poop). The act of passing feces from the anus.
Annette needed to poop badly, so she had a crap in the toilet.
by Boris2 February 26, 2009
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craps

by ac April 25, 2004
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crap

"I had to sit and LISTEN to that crap" (salinger 11)
by pbbt October 10, 2007
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