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Butt Plug Farm

A Farm/Camp ground where visitors camp in a remote rural area and proceed to vigoursly Butt plug the camp host at will, with total disregard for any part of the camp hosts well being and especially health.
Did you see that group of campers from Nixa, Missouri. They are really butt plugging the camp host Ian. Yea I sure did Paula and it looks like that group of Texans is up next. Guess when it comes to Butt Plug Farming all those years of self castration being told your born in Sin really sets itself free. Maybe thats why the South has the highest rate of Adultery in the US and A.

Ted Cruz: Wow wo wee wa Ian, those Alabamaians really butt plugg farmed you today.
Ian: huh, What?

Chelsea Clinton: Watch out Ian those rabid Russians aren't wearing masks and looks like there stoli's will be going up the ole corn hole chute in this butt plug farming session.

Donald Trump: Only I can butt plug farm the camp host Ian the best. Ian will definitely get his fair share of Butt plug farming once we build a wall around him my friends.

Joe Biden: huh, what? Farm huh?
Ian: huh, what?
by Bobby Ross Jr May 10, 2021
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Kodiak butt plug

This act involves 3 people.
While have intercourse outdoors in a snowy alpine setting.
Participants number 1 and 2 find a tree branch approximately 4' in length and insert it into their respective anuses.
It is at this time participant number 3 attempts to stand on the part of the branch exposed between participants 1 and 2's asses.
Hey, we're in a snowy alpine setting...why don't we try a Kodiak butt plug?
by Dickasoarus September 8, 2021
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Sweaty butt plug

Sweaty butt plug is someone who chats more shit than boris Johnson
That sweaty butt plug sounds just like boris johnson
by Anna 2022 July 14, 2022
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Bavarian Butt Plug

A raging twat waffle named Brenda who calls everyone gay all the time and rips ass like a fucking mammoth.
This Bavarian butt plug shit herself while popping a squat to drop a nose hair burning ass bomb.
by Texan bastard June 28, 2019
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Idaho Butt Plug

The act of using a potato as a butt plug for male ejaculation
This guy asked me to use an Idaho butt plug on him last night.
by lancers46 January 16, 2021
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Butt plug

The person you call up to set up some Anal sex
Demarcus is one hell of a butt plug, he hooks me up with all the hot babes.
by imShroomn September 3, 2020
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butt plug brownies

when someone takes a shit and u grab it and stick it back up into your rectem and let someone eat the shit
man: hey last night was delicious can we have ur butt plug brownies every night

man 2: sure bro
by big booty badass January 28, 2020
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