Heafty brown bag

This is one of those shits that takes a bit of work to get out, but when it hits the water it sounds like you've dropped a bag of groceries & usaually spashes your arse.

"man, my arse is so wet after that
"Heafty brown bag".

by 007 in heaven October 27, 2008

Reverse Brown Bag

A person with a highly attractive face and hair but very unattractive body. The term is derived from the opposite of a Brown Bag. Synonymous with Reverse Butterface.

"I thought that girl was hot from a picture of her face. Turns out she was a reverse brown bag."

by peadeyedblacks October 19, 2008

Brown-Bag Special

When someone shits the bed and rolls around in it. They then deny that they did it, but everyone knows who done it. His name was Kyle Davis. His name was Kyle Davis.

Kyle Davis took a shit in the bed and rolled around in it to create a brown-bag special!

by Setherd June 18, 2009

brown bag special

getting in tha sitiation of gettin down with a girl at a club or somtin and she got a badoonkadoonk and a nice pair of titties but her face looks like she wuz beaten with a ugly base ball bat, well long story short brown bag special is getting a brown paper bag and putting it over a bitches head so that you dont have to see her face while your bangin the dogg shit out of her!!!!

damn fool!!!!!!! that bitches face looks busted as hell, shit she got a badoonkadoonk.........brown bag special

by Kasper March 28, 2004

brown bag special

The paper bag loaded with generic and second hand condoms and spermicide patches that your local Health Department gives you when you apply for birth control options.

"When Puddin was wanting to get down with his old lady, she made get him get a rubber from the brown bag special she got from the VD clinic before he could even think of getting near her."

by C- Note April 18, 2006

brown bag lunch

an event in which an individual is defecating in a porta-potty and another said person proceeds to tip the potty over causing a situation in which individual #1 is wallowing in his or her own excrement

I was taking a dump, when I felt a nasty thump. I felt the potty tip, and I was covered in shit. Needless to say, I wasn't hungry, but I got a brown bag lunch.

by Mountie April 7, 2003

Asian Brown Bag

When one fills a sock with piss and shit.

I just slapped Mary-ann with my Asian Brown Bag. Rofl she's gonna be so mad when she gets out of that coma.

by Anita Dyk August 24, 2011