Chicken and Broccoli

For those that want the real definition it means "Super".

Taken from "Cream of Broccoli" and "Cream of Chicken" which are both flavours of "Soup" made by Campbells.
Person A: I just blew the shit out of those guys...
Person B: Fucking chicken and Broccoli!!
by Shizengan June 13, 2011
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Eye Broccoli

(ahy brok-uh-lee) n. informal 1. Someone or something that is visually unattractive or hurtful to look at. Antonym of Eye Candy.

First used on the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother by Barney Stinson to describe Marshall Eriksen's homely assistant.
Barney: So, who's the eye broccoli?

Marshall: Hey, that's Iris, my new assistant. And yes, she is a little plain, but I'm married, so that's good.
by HIMYM addict December 10, 2010
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Verbal Broccoli

Unbeknownst to the speaker, but obvious to most listeners, the repeated mispronunciation of a specific word out of pure individual ignorance, as opposed to being attributed to region or dialect. It sounds so absurd that people have to decide whether or not to mention it, as it will be embarrassing to the speaker, much like informing someone of broccoli in their teeth.
“He was very ‘pacific’ with his instructions.”

“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”

“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”

Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.

“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”
by Great Grammar August 30, 2021
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Broccoli wand

Broccoli wand or cabbagefag
Broccoli wand or cabbagefag is slang for the street drug commonly known as marijuana for example
Hey gooby
Hey Dolan

Dolan did you smoak all my broccoli wands yesterday?????

Gooby please
by Buttorange101 August 13, 2018
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Broccoli balls

When you haven't washed your balls in so long it's gets swampy, and your pubes look like a head of broccoli.
The guy I fucked last night was so dirty he had broccoli balls.
by Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes September 15, 2017
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ear-broccoli

opposite of ear candy, a song unappealing to listen to.
1; "What's that ear-broccoli on the radio?"

2; "Justin Bieber, dude..."

1; "God, have mercy on our souls"
by Somanyrages September 11, 2011
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Broccoli tree

A child that is thrown into the ground and grows for 3 to 2 years and then Digs its self out of the dirt and becomes a superhero in a comicLaser cannon

They can also fly and go invisible for that special time in the bed
The Broccoli tree has been given the Laser cannon
by The cowardly lion1 May 12, 2020
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