broccoli mouth

When you eat someone’s anus then don’t brush your teeth for 3 days.

“My dogs breath smells like broccoli mouth”

by BroJules December 11, 2021

Broccoli parent

An elephants bed.

I had to get a "Broccoli parent" for my pet elephant Blarf.

by Dr.Morp February 6, 2023

Broccoli headass

Some dude (probably named De'von) who's curly, greasy, hair resembles that of a broccoli.

Yo that dude is 100% a broccoli headass.

by RuthleSS Chaos August 21, 2017

broccoli slut

A permiscuous vegetarian. One who prances around singing the evils of meat consumption, yet can't seem to keep their oily digits off of some hard dick.

My ex-girlfriend. She makes me want to curdle. "The broccoli slut couldn't seem to grasp that she was, in fact, also addicted to pork."

by Wolfie Campbell July 12, 2006

Broccoli balls

When you haven't washed your balls in so long it's gets swampy, and your pubes look like a head of broccoli.

The guy I fucked last night was so dirty he had broccoli balls.

by Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes September 15, 2017

Broccoli wand

Broccoli wand or cabbagefag

Broccoli wand or cabbagefag is slang for the street drug commonly known as marijuana for example
Hey gooby
Hey Dolan

Dolan did you smoak all my broccoli wands yesterday?????

Gooby please

by Buttorange101 August 13, 2018

Broccoli tree

A child that is thrown into the ground and grows for 3 to 2 years and then Digs its self out of the dirt and becomes a superhero in a comicLaser cannon

They can also fly and go invisible for that special time in the bed

The Broccoli tree has been given the Laser cannon

by The cowardly lion1 May 12, 2020