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British Delight

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A herbal substance, which when smoked produces a high somewhat similar to that of marijuana. However unlike marijuana, it is legal, does not show up in drug tests and costs $5 per gram. While the origins of this substance are unknown it is rumoured that the British are taxing it a penny per pound...
Tipsy: Let me get some of that British Delight.
Passerby: Don't buy that shit! Don't you know it's taxed by the British?
by I.B.High September 24, 2011
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british springwater

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When a British bloke or a bird sticks ice cubes up their rectum and catches the water as it melts in a glass.
Custard was very thirsty and need to get a refreshing drink, so she opted for British springwater.
by MrBbad September 27, 2015
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(adj.) bad unless you're used to it, in which case you like it.
170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.


Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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British Fist

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A British Fist is a new fast spreading term for a half boner or erection. A half boner is when the penis is almost erect, often at full erect length but is still movable or bendable.

The term (British Fist) is associated with a half boner due to both being SOFT YET FIRM.
Damn man i've been sporting a "british fist" almost all day and these sweat pants are not helping.

Dude that chick had such a nice ass, she gave me a "British Fist" thats the fourth time today thats happened.
by the biggest bub September 13, 2011
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Britishism

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Words and phrases that have to be said with a British accent.
"Man, that's Proper Hardcore!"
"Dude, that's a Britishism, you need to say it with a british accent."
by ThePurpleMage March 31, 2009
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when an american wants to put himself or herself above others by spelling the British way
His britishiness becomes obvious when he exhibits his sense of humour....or when he colours in a colouring book.
by bree January 7, 2004
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