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bless my pipe/phone

bless my phone basically means to send someone a naked picture of yourself so they can enjoy it for their entertainment.
Ayyy, did you hear?, Starrkeisha bless my pipe/phone with some naked pictures,videos , and mirror pics.
by tcyoungfly2005 April 8, 2020
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Heavy Bessies

Fat girl boobs that when left unsupported, the nipples point to the ground as if pulled by some polar magnetic force.

Research shows that this most likely to occur in girls who only have boobs because they are fat. Not so often with girls who just have large breasticles.
She really had some heavy bessies. I had to lay on the floor to see them nipz.
by Four20AllDay February 5, 2008
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blessposting

To shitpost about your sexuality or depression, and then delete the post immediately after
I almost got a screenshot of Jason blessposting, but he deleted it too fast
by MeGusta November 1, 2016
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corbyn matthew besson

one of the most inspirational humans ever. He is currently in a band called Why Don't We, and they have an amazing album called 8 letters which you should totally go listen to right now. Corbina is my parents. Like this, if there also your parents and your my long lost limelight sibling
by mind your own bisness May 6, 2019
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Bessie

Bessie is truly someone you should hold onto forever, she is sweet, kind, funny and amazing. She is, in one word, breathtaking. She can wear whatever she wants and still look stunning, moreover she has a glorious sense of humour and can make you laugh in seconds. If you pass on a Bessie you will have made a grave mistake as regret will hold you like a clamp. She is very talented and has a wonderful taste in music and art. She is the ruler of arcadia.
Girl: omg look it's Bessie!
Boy: No! She can't see me like this I must look good for her
Girl: don't worry she's a Bessie and so wont care how you look
by DeadlyKamona January 10, 2015
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Bless Me

A term used when you sneeze and nobody says, "bless you," resulting in the sneezer requiring to bless themselves.
Jesse: "ACHOO!"
Everyone else: .... Silence.....
Jesse: ..... Fine. Bless me. Thanks everyone.
by Iamtired543445 May 19, 2013
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Good Morning and God Bless

A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS
by olliedidthis May 23, 2018
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