Boner sprint

The act of sprinting out of a house with a still erect tallywhacker (penis) after ejaculating on a woman's tits mid-coitus

After I jizzed on that hot chick from the indian casino, I had to boner sprint out of there cuz she was pissed

by Garythecougar January 21, 2011

glaive boner syndrome

When ever you hear a song by glaive you get a boner 5 seconds I

Am I only the only one here with glaive boner syndrome

by Redjet64 November 18, 2021

Boner Sucker

Someone who performs fellatio (aka sucks boners).

Most commonly used as an insult.

Dave stop acting like such a boner sucker.

by 4949ers August 9, 2010

boner shield

any object used to hide, or "shield", your boner from the general public.

My boner shield is covering the huge erection pointing towards pluto.

by NuCKaLuCKa January 2, 2007

boner spark

verb- the act of gaining one's erection due to any of the five senses being positively influenced by an attractive lifeform.

Morgan boner sparked me!

by Ham Sandwiches August 25, 2005

Boner smasher

An extremely unattractive woman whose appearance causes nausea and pain.

Yesterday that boner smasher came over and I threw up in the sink.

Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.

by JBeebs10 October 12, 2013

boxer shots

Term referring to the action of taking off your pants and taking shots in ones boxers. This act is usually practiced by "bros" and is used as a bonding experience with ones friends.

Hey man do you remember the boxer shots we took last night?

Yea! Mitch had awesome boxers on.

by tastethedew August 16, 2011