Boston

A relatively unknown port in England known for its intolerance of ethnic minorities and homosexual behaviour. The town is largely populated by bearded, ale drinking dock workers who consume nothing but steak pies. Lynchings are common, as are sacrificial burnings of suspected homosexual dwellings. Vegetables were also outlawed in the town and surrounding area in 2005. It has been estimated that the lowest aged resident was born in 1902.
That geezer looks a bit backward, reckon he's from Boston?
by I like pies May 02, 2009
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Boston

The greatest city in the world, capital of Massachusetts (the greatest state in America). Nobody here talks like you think we do. If you "pahk in hahvid yahd" you will get towed. Its the T not the subway. Its Dunkies not Dunkin Donuts. Starbucks is completely foreign to us here. Nobody but tourists go on Duck Tours or the Swan Boats. Our sports are better than yours, sorry. When on 93, or 128 or the pike you don't go 65 you go 85. If people are still passing you at 85 you go faster until they stop passing you but not too fast where you're the asshole in a rush.
"Hey Joey I'm going to Boston!"
"Good Luck!"
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"The Boston"

The act of putting two penis' in your mouth at one time. Usually performed by a female onto two males.
Bob: Did you hear what happened last night?
Jake: No what?
Bob: I got a girl to do "The Boston"
Jake: Seriously!
Bob: Yeah man
by Timmy Douchard April 19, 2009
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Boston

A city with a bunch of punk-ass sports teams.
Boston Celtics

Boston Red Sox

New England Patriots

Boston College

Boston Bruins
by Mikline June 18, 2008
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Boston

sickist place on earth. its got everything. north end is an old not too rich italian section, back bay rich, dorcheter iz the fuckn best place...but watch out u dont get shot...mattapan roxbury hyde park roslindale all will beat the shit outta u..mad diverse...boston is the best fuckn city!! I dont no y everybody thinks we're all irish here. i dont no any irish they all movn out to the suburbs cuz it 2 dangerous now.
I live in Boston and am surrounded by people of all colors.
by RayRayRayRay April 12, 2008
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An overreaction to an obviously harmless situation. Refers to Boston police blowing up "suspicious" Lite Brites and traffic counting devices.
I left my iPod on the subway and the cops went all Boston. They shut the whole line down and blew it up.
by RayNC February 28, 2007
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place. Fine American city with tendency to worship bearded champs who take pride in doing their best. Peopled by gracious folk who cheer lustily and don't engage in ceremonial destructive riots. Also one of the birthplaces of freedom. Home of many museums, rock quarries and displays honouring the displaced native americans.

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