Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors

It's Paper Mario TTD but it's been translated several times by multiple languages on Google Translate to make a abomination that has innuendos, language, and dark humor.

Goombell; "I came, Mario! You finna!"

Carbon: "But the truth is, I'm gonna end my father. Him. All."

Yoshi Kid: "Urk! Hey! What the fuck! I'm going to die on my face."

Viviana: "I think I should punish life..."

That's Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors People!

by aj676767 December 17, 2019

The Book of Justice

The Book of justice is a literary art that dates back thousands of years with new additions added by Vaerez and Narraxx depicting their adventures of modern day piracy and debauchery. The original contexts of TBoJ were written by ancestors of the legendary duo. Uknown by many Americans is that The Freemasons were actually an order devoted to and controlled by TBoJ. The fundamentals of American society and the Governement is indirectly controlled and influeced by TBoJ. TBoJ is also affiliated with Baby Down Industries.

The Book of Justice Speaks many volumes of the truth.

by Narraxx + Vaerez October 4, 2008

School Book

A heavy book that contains boring shit that you cant understand, inside you will find the following:
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages

Billy wished his school would buy new School Books with their money. Today when he opened his science textbook, a cockroach popped out from page 176.

by Herp and Smerp August 31, 2011

Dusty book shelf

After having sex with a girl you cum on her and smear it every where.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a dusty book shelf.

I gave my girlfriend a dusty book shelf the other day.

by noah123321 December 4, 2011

Creepin The Book

The act of stalking someone on facebook

Examples

What you doing tonight man? Oh nothin just creepin the book for some ladies

by Nothinbutfacials May 3, 2009

Soggy Book bag

To expel semen onto someone's back, then having them put their shirt back on...resulting in a Soggy Book bag.

Her Soggy Book bag looked nasty.

by BWZ9912 December 23, 2009

Closed book

Someone who doesn't say much about themselves, no one really knows anything about their past, hobbies, or likes/dislikes.
A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".

Person 1: How much do you know about her?
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.

by Cynedia August 8, 2016