bonker sex

1) Something incredibly good.

2) Sex so good it changes your life perspective.
"Sally and I had bonker sex then decided to break into the zoo and steal a monkey."
by yougogurl November 21, 2013
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jonker bonkers

When something is so insanely huge, the go to word for describing it is jonker bonkers
guy 1: Did you see that large man eating cheetos and wearing small clothes?
guy 2: yeah, he is totally jonker bonkers
by EDSSmeme February 14, 2018
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honker bonker

promiscuous girl who engages in sexual congress with a member of the Rochester Honkers baseball team of the Norhwoods League in Rochester Minnesota.
by neffnie swift June 10, 2009
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Pudding Bonker

When two or more guys gather to have an orgy only using themselves and pudding cups. Mainly found in people that can't get a date, are too nerdy, or live at home with seven cats.
Guy1: "Dude, I can't find a date for Prom. I'm afraid if I don't go with anyone, I won't get lucky either."

Guy2: "Same here, so lets go have a Pudding Bonker with some other guys!"

Guy1: "Ok!"
by Supa Trupa March 16, 2010
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Bat shit bonkers

Used to descrive someone who is over the top crazy, and very annoying.
Are you friends with her?
No, she's bat shit bonkers!
by Frankie Diva Cat August 11, 2010
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B*tches be bonkers

An exclamation used whenever someone does something irrational or stupid.
- wtf is he doing?
- well, b*tches be bonkers.

- is she foreal?
- b*tches be bonkers
by .q.2.noname August 25, 2022
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