who invited my man blud

The feeling & reaction to someone either being included or trying to include themselves in something that they either have no right to be apart of, or are completely out of place in the situation.

*f1fantwo (imaginary/made/up/gender) Retweeted your reply*

Person 1: "Who invited my man blud?"
Person 2: "Nah this bitch ain't it chief"

by PixelBug91 April 10, 2022

screwed, blued and tattooed

Unlike the imaginative explanations given, the definition goes way back to early machinists. After inspecting a finished manufactured or repaired part, the Toolmaker/machinist would

1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)

The part has passed inspection, it's been screwed, blued and tattooed and ready for release from the machine shop.

by Fantail July 31, 2009

Bludgrin

Total domination in any thing you do. Going far passed anymeaning, raising above gods, and above the skys.

That dude PUMPKiN is the baddest mofo that ever lived... he is tottaly bludgrin

by Pumpkin Lowe February 8, 2008

bluedouched

The condition in which an individual is clad with an ear-mounted bluetooth communication device, which is rarely, if ever, removed. Coined by lonelysandwich on twitter

lonelysandwich: "In place of greeting my Bluedouched distant cousin, my dad informed him he has 'some stupid thing coming out of his ear'. Love you, Dad."

by gotonull December 16, 2008

Bludcleet

A bludcleet is someone who acts like a dickhead and says stupid things

Your such a bludcleet

by Tisjana Woodward February 7, 2020

bludder

"Bludder" is a term used colloquially, particularly in certain dialects or informal speech, to refer to someone as a mate or friend. It is a variation of the word "blood" or "blud," which itself is a term of endearment, typically used in certain urban slang or cultural contexts.

"Hey Lakshya, can you help me out with this?"
"Sure thing, bludder! I've got your back."

by jason kalwar August 4, 2023

bumhole bludgeoner

1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.

2. Can be use as a term for a gay man

Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!

Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!

by Paulio2008 May 22, 2008