Mississippi blowtorch

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth and spits it into the males semen and blends it up

A mississippi blowtorch right now would be refreshing

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Kansas Blowtorch

The act of pouring gasoline in your ass and shitting over a lit flame

Kansas Blowtorch by 3mkk January 20, 2026

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Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

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When you suck your porch's Dick.

"DUDE, you won't believe me when i tell you that this morning i have been blowporching all the time!"
"Daniel you Need to see a therapist"

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