bathroom anytime minutes

What office workers use when they use the restroom frequently while on the clock at their jobs.

So far this year, Jonah has made $74.56 at work using his bathroom anytime minutes.

by ludacristy January 12, 2010

bathroom drinks

When you go to the bathroom at a bar and drink all of the half drank drinks that were left from random people that you find in the bathroom. You do this because they are free and mysterious, and it is guaranteed to get you more drunk.

I'm so drunk, I just had some bathroom drinks. I think one was a vodka tonic and the other might have been a long island ice tea, but who really knows.

by mysisterisamess January 9, 2011

Bathroom Animal

A person (almost 99.999% of the time female) who spends an exorbitant amount of time in the bathroom. This individual often possesses a large amount of "bathroom equipment". A Bathroom Animal (BA) can be self-aware but often they don't care if others need to use the facitilites that they consider their natural habitat. Bathroom Animals can spend as much as 1,200 to 2,000 days in the bathroom over the span of their lifetime . *Estimate based on 80 year life expectancy and 1 to 1.5 hours a day in the "john". Many exceed this total and some wildlife experts believe that some BAs can spend as much as 5,000 days in a domestic bathroom setting.

Jesus.....we're going to be 30 minutes late for the event and I really have to use the toilet. I can't wait for that bathroom animal to finish up!

by Kmann March 14, 2015

Bathroom Ballet

When two men stand back to back holding the other man’s dick Simultaneously peeing in the toilet while the other one aims for them. So one mans peeing in the toilet while the other holds and aims for them.

“So I was at the DG bathroom and some man offered to engage in a bathroom ballet. It was beautiful.

by Banana & Split April 7, 2022

Destroyed the bathroom

When someone smells up a bathroom so bad from taking a shit it makes other people gag when they enter.

I wouldn't go in there. Who ever it was took a really smelly dump and destroyed the bathroom!

by cpetkunas April 20, 2019

bathroom

The bathroom is a magical place where many different things can happen. The original use is obviously to take a bath (look at the word, dumbass), and to take a crap or pee. But many other things can happen in the bathroom nowadays, such as listening to music, throwing a party, studying, reading, eating (yep, that's right, eating), going on your laptop, your iPod, your iPhone, or even hanging out with your friends. The bathroom is the room where the most things can happen, and therefore is the greatest room.

"Hey, what's you're favorite room in your house?"

"THE BATHROOM, OF COURSE"

by JimTheApplesauce October 26, 2012

highschool bathroom

they don't exist only juul rooms exist

highschooler 1: ummm wheres the bathroom?
highschooler 2: whats a bathroom?
highschooler 1: a room with toliets…..
highschooler 2: OOOHHHHH YOU MEAN THE JUUL ROOM!

the highschool bathroom in a nutshell

by fucking help me March 23, 2019