based

the opposite of cringe

the 8 ball jacket slap is still the most based thing on the internet

by ianeaux September 17, 2020

1000000000th base

Something that should never, ever, ever, ever, ever be done.

The other definition for 1000000000th base is very disturbing.
I think he was watching to many Hannibal Lecter movies.

by JBurton31 May 3, 2010

Based Stickman

Otherwise known as the "Alt-Knight". He is the protector of all people and things right winged. He came to a pro-Trump rally dressed in a hoodie, knee pads, a fume mask, goggles, and a baseball helmet bearing a big stick and a shield with an American flag. At the Third Battle of Berkeley March 6th, 2017 he broke his stick over the head of an antifa commie. This patriot will go down in history for his battle prowess, and the protector of the peaceful pro-Trump supporters.

"Did you see that guy with a shield over there?" "Yeah, that's Based Stickman, the Alt-Knight."

by Yodaman1219 March 6, 2017

Basement

A basement is a place you keep your hostag- I mean your things you don't want in your house... it's important that there's stairs down to your basement so when the hostag- I mean things you don't want in your house are trying to escape you can break their ankles so they can't run. And it's also important to have a baseball bat.

Sangwoo: come see my basement

Yoonbum: no *gets knocked out with a bat*

by Sangwoos.feet.fetish. December 1, 2020

baseline piss

Peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. Analogous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.

Jamanthony: One sec Reece, I'm bout to take a baseline piss.
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...

by xjamanthonyx September 22, 2013

wet basement

having anal sex with a women in the bathtub while she is face down and submerged underwater (her ass must remain submerged aswell)

ana: hey, why do you look so nervous?

lee: i gave some broad the wet basement yesterday, i accidentally killed her though

by mazerrackham November 6, 2012

based off of

a way to say "based on" when you want to sound dumb and use an extra syllable

"The movie was based off of the book."

by it'sokaytothink August 9, 2012