Basement Braces

Term commonly used in Detroit toward "bitches" who want to have braces so bad that they get them done in a basement for a much lower price.

Monae: JaNella teeth still ain't straight? She them braces since 9th grade.
Lisha: Girl them Basement Braces

by Somebodyinclassof2016 April 7, 2017

Basement Bitch

The 6 year old Mongolian child slave i have tied up in my basement.

Hey bro have you met my Basement Bitch. Come on down ill introduce you to her.

by John_Stamos_xxx April 7, 2020

basement water

that delicious concoction of mold, dirt, and rainwater that collects in your basement

Hey bro, you want some basement water?
Yeah!

by basementwater May 2, 2019

Basten Brained

When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments

Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*

by Bowiemtl August 31, 2021

I Have Children In My Basement

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement

hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement

by TotallyNormalPerson March 21, 2023

Evicting the basement tenants

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.

Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.

by MC? February 14, 2006

basement talker

An individual who is so bad and awkward at conversing that the only logical explanation is that their mind is focused on the fresh dead bodies they've got in their basement. They're thinking about:
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught

Greg: So you cut down trees? Ever have any accidents?
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.

by Douglas Young February 8, 2008