fuck authority

A phrase that is meant to be said when you are having second thoughts about performing an illegal or prohibitted act.

Dude drinking and driving is illegal.
Fuck authority!!

by Bubnasty January 28, 2008

authority

A position of power over people. Most people critize authority until they eventially come into power. Then they complain when they are critized. Hypocrites.

"It's okay to fight everyone else's authority...except mine!"

by Achluo May 26, 2004

girl authority

a bad group of pre-teens from the suburbs of massachussets who make crappy versions of songs. the only reason they got a record deal is because one of the girls has a father who owns a record company. there music sucks and no one likes it. all the girls are thin, white, rich, and bitchy. the only people who like them are 8year olds or people who are friends with people who are in the group. threre are nine girls, aged 8-14 who all have gay names like---

country girl, boho girl, glamour girl, fashion girl, preppy girl, urban girl, party girl, all-star girl and rock n' roll girl.

bleh.

girl- lyke oh em gee! have you seen the new girl authority record?

other girl- ew.... *gags*

by *.*.*.*.**** May 30, 2006

authoriton

In the series SOUTHPARK, Eric Cartman pronounces certain words differently. Actually, his whole family talks kinda funny. "Authority" is one such word. He pronounces it as "Authoriton".

Other words like confederacy and most words that end with "-y" are pronounced with "-on".

Kyle: Cartman, I don't think this is the right thing to do.
ERIC CARTMAN: Shut up JEW! And don't question my authoriton!

ERIC CARTMAN: LONG LIVE THE CONFEDERECON!

by Liquid Wolf March 2, 2008

Auskor

The laziest muthafukin weenie dog in the history of man, that just sleeps, eats, and humps his toys.

Damn Auskor, wake up!. You've been asleep for 3 days!. lazy daschund weenie dog donavaughn cute

by MKB2311 August 6, 2011

aushole

An asshole from Australia. A dudebro from down under.

Most Australians I know are chill, but those dudes are ausholes.

by Jm1785 May 9, 2016

Authoritative Duke

When the media or other gatekeepers of acceptable discourse want to discredit an idea or an individual, without themselves making any negative or critical comments directly, they find a morally detestable character to endorse the person or idea, thus manufacturing guilt by association with a person they would otherwise never consult, or give credence to their opinion. That poisonous proxy is known as an "Authoritative Duke", after David Duke, a man who would never be part of a mainstream political discussion except to be a tool to ritually contaminate an enemy of the media. David Duke, being quite powerless on his own, is a willing participant in the charade, because it conveys a false sense of authority on him whereas otherwise he is an untouchable.

"The new outrage is ready for us to amplify, but I'm afraid most people won't be outraged. If we reporters speak out against it, then it will show our bias too strongly. We need an Authoritative Duke so people know what side of the issue good people are supposed to be on," opined Reporter One.
"So, call Richard Spencer back on?" queried Reporter Two.
"Yes, exactly, he'll be thrilled," resolved Reporter One.

by 8mmDevil October 13, 2019