Aug 28

Make out with ur crush dayyyy

Oh its aug 28 bro
U know what to do....

by eh srry for ur lost February 13, 2022

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31 Aug 2019

31 Aug 2019.

31 Aug 2019,

by Debskelly1985 May 2, 2023

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Augee (noun) – A military Augmentee so catastrophically brain-dead that their enlistment alone is proof the recruitment office has no screening process. Augees don’t fill manpower gaps—they create disaster zones where logic, reason, and basic survival instincts go to die. They are the reason safety briefs exist, the reason leadership drinks like their liver owes them money, and the reason some warfighters fantasize about “accidental friendly fire.” If an Augee is assigned to your unit, congrats—you’re now fighting a war on two fronts: one against the enemy and one against natural selection.

Sgt. Miller: “Why is the chaplain here?”
Sgt. Davis: “Augee was cleaning his rifle, looked down the barrel, and pulled the trigger ‘to check if it was clear.’”
Sgt. Miller: “Please tell me he didn’t make it.”
Sgt. Davis: “Nah, he’s fine. The dumbass missed.”
Sgt. Miller: “Of course he did.”

by MinotDUIDrifter January 31, 2025

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Aug 25

National don't snap anyone day.
Take a day to relax and not snapchat anyone and see how different your day is.

No snap Aug 25;"Bro I feel so relaxed because I haven't had to worry about snapping anyone today!"

by Pweepoo August 25, 2021

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Andrew Aug

-A sexy motherf*cker who works at grocery store and gives out free milk to those who devour.

-He LOVESS divasss. (Preferably blond slim thick baddies)

“I saw Andrew Aug walking out of acme and getting into his BIG truck where he rides.”

by knows.everything July 22, 2025

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