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Robert Aston

Yea BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey. Robert Aston can I go to the toilet. Robert Aston: YEA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Jack Mclean October 29, 2020
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Astonned

Astonned. To be astonned at a comment or question.
Ray: I am astonned
Jim: Do you mean Astonished?
Ray: A S T O N N N N E D
Jim: A S T O N N N N E D
by anonymous October 30, 2020
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mitch and aston

Two people who love eachother unconditionally <3
They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
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by astmitch August 6, 2012
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Aston

One of the most caring and lovable guys you’ll ever meet. He is incredibly thoughtful and will always make you feel special. He loves giving gifts, especially flowers. Aston is quick-witted and intelligent, though he prefers working or being with people over sitting in class. Aston can turn anything into a story that keeps you on the edge of your seat. He has an impeccable style and a smile that lights up the room. There is never a dull moment with Aston. He’s the best friend you’ll ever have. If you find yourself an Aston, you better not let go!
“Who is that adorable guy sitting over there by Susan?”
“Oh, that’s Aston! You really need to meet him, he’s got a lot of funny stories.”
by pieceoftoast November 23, 2021
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Aston’s Biggest

Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?
“Aston Villa are the fucking best blud kmt g narnie stretchers uno it skidem”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile
by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023
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Aston Martin F1

the 2023 wdc and constructors champion. F1 best team ever, better than mercedes and ferrari (clowns)
by O2Gming March 2, 2023
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Aston

Aka The bees knees, The Mutts nuts, the dogs danglys, the whally whopper, the slobber knocker, the knicker dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the main event, the king of stink, the master of disaster, the problem, the problem solver, the colossus, the planet, the INEFFABLE!

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The best there is, the best there ever was and the best there ever will be ! “ aka ASTON
by AKAUNHEARDOF December 24, 2023
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