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Tranquilize the Anaconda

Another nick name for jerking off good to use around family and friends
*At the dinner table* Excuse me I have to Tranquilize the Anaconda
by Lord of fartz December 7, 2018
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Floridian Anaconda

The art of beating a girls ass with your soggy dick after you cum in her pussy. Also known as "whipping''
Hey John! how was your date last night?
It was good we hooked up
Floridian Anaconda?
Fuck yes
by Ryan, The Whipper July 9, 2011
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anaheim anaconda

When a black man attempts to fuck a woman without an erection.
Jacking off in while watching a Halle Berry movie before sex always helps prevent an Anaheim Anaconda.
by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006
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anaconda vortex

An asshole where nothing bigger than a pea can ever be passed. The holy grail of anal sex. If you dare to enter, resulting in marks on one's johnson that look like severe rug burn.
Did you hear what Carl unleashed on George last night in the upstairs office? The full fury of the anaconda vortex was in effect!
by Lovell from UT October 22, 2010
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anaconda wanda

Man, you don't have a chance. She is a regular 'Anaconda Wanda'.
by b-red cs January 4, 2011
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anaconda dump

Why the fuck are you looking at the definition of an "Anaconda Dump" ?
I mean seriously, you could go out looking at beautiful nature or learn and educate, but instead you have to go looking at this profound shit.
Anaconda Dump probably just means the Snake - Anaconda taking a shit anyways for god sake.
by Paddicarus September 23, 2016
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Anaconda Wanda

The act of getting 2 dicks up the ass at the same time
Jenny screamed very loud when she got an Anaconda Wanda
by BendOverDaddy69 June 2, 2018
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