Alexander

omg what a dick an alexander has. trully a horse

"did you see alexander's dick? omg! so big!"
"yeah! i couldnt contain my boner!"

by xXbigdick69Xx June 04, 2020

Alexander

Alexander used to be a deli

Master chief; Yo I can’t wait to go to “The Alexander!”

Alexander (deli); aye o Chief

by BitchLasangna January 22, 2019

Alexander

A man with an insanely large penis and is funny and extremely handsome . Usually ha say crazy side but can be serious if he wants to be . Alex is also an amazing fighter with a short temper ... do not annoy him

John- Almost got into a fight with Alexander today
Bob- Holy shit ...how are you not dead

by TM-04-03-2000 March 06, 2017

Alexander

Alexander is a guy has really big balls, like the size of melons. He is also sweet and caring and will be a great father.
He also runs a cartel out of a small restaurant.

Wow your balls are huge like an Alexander.
MMM you're such and Alexander.

by Alexander556 January 25, 2019

Alexander

STOP THAT!!! This is someone who is very quiet and always is reading. But if you make one sound or do anything they will scream about it. They are also snitches.

Someone: Slurp
Alexander: stop that!

by Back offff June 05, 2019

Alexander

Alexander is one of the best people you can meet and has dumb friends like Blake and Jack although Alexander is probably the BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD you should consider your self extremely lucky if you know an Alex/Alexander.

Alexander is Awsome

by #VSCO Boy November 12, 2019

Alexander

the biggest idiot on earth, he also has really bird-like features

that bird over there reminds me of Alexander

by imyerdad April 17, 2020