adam

the one man to outweigh lizzo. He need 50 big macs just for a snack. he need 30 helicopters to just move a foot
and if god forbid moves himself he creates a 9.0 earthquake he can feel because of all the fat. He's so dumb that he brought a knife to school and showed it to a principal. and stole over 300 dollars from a teacher. he is a dumbass fatass piece of shit
have you seen adam "who cant see that fatass"
by alsdjflaksjdfklasd January 17, 2020
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adam is epic pog sophie lindsay adam merone jonah
woah dude that was a god damn adam moment
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look at adam

ya he’s gay as fuck
by pp in my butt October 22, 2019
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The hottest guy on the planet with the best dick. He is named Adam. Girls would fall for him. If you can find a Adam then you are lucky. It would be the best sex in the universe.
The hottest guy on the planet with the best dick. He is named Adam. Girls would fall for him. If you can find a Adam then you are lucky. It would be the best sex in the universe.
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Adam has the brain of an atom.
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adam is a very senitive boi, he gets sad if you call him a pussy but deep inside he knows he is. adam has many friends but he has one friend named jonnah, he helps adam with alll his problems(aww)
adam: oh ya hes such a pussy lol

jonnah: shut up hes my only friend
by big long jon May 22, 2019
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a pretty hipster individual, who usually denies the fact that he is in fact, hipster.
"there goes adam, wearing clothes his grandfather wore, while denying it"
by choochoooo December 11, 2013
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