Humphrey

A large and stale bowel movement that has been inside you for 48 hours. “Hey, what’s that smell?!Do you have a sewage problem?” “No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”
“Damn, did a sewage line break?” “ No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”
by Mark Tweak January 23, 2021
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Ethan Humphrey

A actually fucking baller he has a lot of chicks not married, massive playboy and also his famous quote "Fucking and Ducking".
Ethan Humphrey is lit
by ya nans worst noightmare September 06, 2020
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Ethan Humphrey

he is a real g always helping his homies out he is just overpowered in the girl department he says 1 a day to keep the herpes away make no sense but no1 cares
Ethan Humphrey is a real g
by ya nans worst noightmare October 07, 2020
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